Ron Paul has an airship.
hahahahahahahahahaha. Now all he needs to do is offer it as a platform to debate Huckabee and Obama up and down the skies of the republic and my heart is theirs. The remaining candidates could be left on the ground with the lobbyists to push eclairs up each other. That is, after all, all they are good for. That and bombing people.
Ah, America, I love you. Here's a raised cup of tea to the memory of the Natives and the slaves.