Messianic Leader and Reincarnation of Past Spirits of Hope and Change Meets with Leader of Troubled State Owned by China
Go on, say who is who.
I am sure that his Holiness was very impressed and came away with many ideas for the good administration of his life.
By the way--on that curious Hotel death thing--I'm coming across more and more eyebrows raised like mine, and a good few people touting all sorts of cod-insider knowledge about whether Hamas, Egypt, Fateh, a Mossad Kidron squad, Aman or sundry Sayanim did the job. I'm beginning to wonder if we are seeing something parallel, prophylactic, or prepatory to an Iran attack in the works. Which, though?
I also notice that production of the massive ordnance penetrator has been stepped up, but that America still does not have the capacity to strike Iranian nuclear facilities with any degree of reassurance, and nor would it win a confrontation in the Straits of Hormuz. Such is its economic position that any precipitate action now would almost certainly also collapse what is being touted as a recovery, and reveal the very real near-depression and bankruptcy underneath. Do not launch a Persian War.
There are times when all one has left is hope. I assume that was communicated to the Dalai Lama too....
UPDATE: You can't make real life up anymore. Mahmoud Ahmedinajad is a founder member of the Iranian Tunnelling Association. Go, as they say, figure.