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The defeat of the seven-hundred billion tax grab yesterday is
a) The equivalent of the rejection of the Versailles Treaty as un-American by the Senate (one for the bankers)
b) The equivalent of the rejection of the Kyoto Treaty as silly by the Congress (one for the left)
c) The equivalent of the abdication of responsibility by the Congress and its delegation to the courts over the abortion issue, or civil rights (one for process driven people)
d) The equivalent of the parlement de Paris rejecting some ludicrous royal demand or other (one for the smart alecks)

Insert the appropriate simile in your article of choice and pass the acquired patina of insight off as your own--in no time, you'll be remembered for your prose. On the dole queue.

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